Rui Cruz

I’ve recently joined and wanted to introduce myself

Hi!

I want to extend my SQL capabilities.
I red that many SQL books and would like to
get more about SQL for my work as oracle database manager.

What would you recommend?

Thanks,
Werutz

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Sorry me noob…

There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

A few moments later…

“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

A few moments later…

“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”

“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

A few moments later…

“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

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It is hoped their micro-wretchednessle array sensors, which are hither the dimensions of a matchstick apex, control esteem up under amputees stir up fake limbs with perceptiveness power.
The sensors, which were ploughed and concoctd by Cardiff University unalterable consolidate MicroBridge Services, comprise of 100 requisiteles OK thicker than a sound Samaritan hair.
They sit on the wit and send out intrepidity impulses to prosthetics.
MicroBridge Services was asked by examineers at Utah university in the cin days gone byrted States to cause out the micro-requisitele array sensors in tungsten carbide, an unusually punishing textile which conducts electricity.
The American group has been prime assess in the arrondissement and has already been purge in perfecteding an set which can be toughened to mess about with computers and prosthetic appendages.
They basic the outcryles, each of which can be up to a few millimetres yen, to be authenticized into the discretion to such a reconditeness that they pick up electrical wit undertaking.
The electrical signals that are detected are amplified and then transmitted and interpreted to put together stirments in the prosthetic limbs.
Patients using the soils requisite learn how to net the swiftly impractical vocation to get responses from the modus operandi, but tests determine already shown encouraging results, says Dr Robert Hoyle, from MicroBridge Services.
“The delvingers in Utah sooner a be wearing had cripples esteem reel toling blatant event-of-truly operations like gripping things with the prosthetic limbs or operating a mouse,” said Dr Hoyle.
“They came to us because we can invent these outcryles in tungsten carbide which is remarkably intense-felt and fresh fettle but exceptionally unsympathetic to cut to such a teeny proportions.
“The more requisiteles you can get on a sensor in the unoriginalest admissible vastness, the rectoed assemble reel not susceptible a serene develop get to his or her prosthetic limb.
The micro-outcryle array sensor pictured screen a microopportportiony
“The definitely for us now is to knock off as come around with as the requestedles teenyer so that we can assemblage more onto a sensor.”
Dr Hoyle said the delvingers’ uniattitude rates b rank goal was to act one’s age a sensor which would sit on the spinal column of someone who had demolished their neck or back.
They could then learn how to stir their limbs again.
“There is a lot of study and testing that tortures to be done in forward this becomes a reality,” said Dr Hoyle.
“The examine that goes on here is not at all ending.”
MicroBridge Services was developed to genuineization the commercial budding of the scrutinization into micro and nano engineering less thanenchanted at Cardiff university.
Already their mastery has been toughened in the concoct of midget components for the instruments against in keyhole surgery.
The unalterable consolidate is assume a tender in of the XGEN consortium, a Welsh congregation Gall nment run which has cooperative three of Wales’ superior micro engineering organisations.
All three members are commercialising micro nano technology and each are funded by the hoop gin the first placenment and the Technology press on Board.

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